50. “Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.”
49. “Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.”
48. “Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.”
47. “COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.”
46. “Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.”
45. “To err is human… to really foul up requires the root password.”
44. “Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.”
43. “If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0″
42. “If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise.”
41. “Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.”
40. “Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?”
39. “I can’t uninstall it, there seems to be some kind of ‘Uninstall Shield’.”
38. “See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now.”
37. “Hey! It compiles! Ship it!”
36. “SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.”
35. “Yo moma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.”
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